All right, you guys. Welcome
to the POOPIES podcast. We have the
original poopies, Dave England. Yeah, yeah, day did. You'RE gonna
like set the bar right here.
It did. For Real. Quay up
there. I heard you were the
funniest podcast on Steveos wild ride. Oh,
I think I've just because of the
story I was telling all dude,
I watched it was the funniest thing
ever. That was the fun time and
parent hell impairs. Yeah, yeah, so be in the original poopies.
What he goes? What? No, I don't know what I'm talking about.
Yeah, I'm just glad. I'm
glad to have you. Did.
This is going to be awesome.
I'm having you. I know I did.
Yet you're having me. I've already
you. Yeah, I think so.
It's cracking. The poopies podcast.
I know it's weird, Dude.
I I'd never thought of my life
I'd ever have you on a podcast.
I never thought of my life I'd
ever have a podcast. So neither did
we, poopies. Rather did we
call everybody. And welcome to the shittiest
podcast hosted by poopies. This week
poopies is joined by Jackass Costar, former
professional snowboarder and one bald legend,
Dave England. Let's get right into it.
There's my phone. I got a
couple questions. You wrote down stuff.
Yeah, I actually did put your
hands together from hey you. Are
you on drugs? No, not
any. Just wait. Yeah, fucking
Hell, yeah, the shittiest podcast
in the world. We're back at the
Pope Fat podcast with the Ledge Dave
Egely, prior of the red deer on
jacket. Oh, for sure,
dude. Definitely, Dude. We're number
one movie right now. Still,
still, are we? Hell, yeah,
yeah, I know that. That's
awesome. I think so. I
got deep thrown by now? I
don't know, I don't think so.
A couple weeks, right. How
are yeah, we well, there's this
in a days. I don't even
know. I was like it's been a
leaf the week, right, two
weeks? Two weeks, I think.
Yeah, weeks. Yeah, that's
crazy. Yeah, man, it was.
I've seen in the theaters like five
times. Did you? Where did
you see it? Oh, I
just thought at the Ventura Theater. said
it thought that one night at the
premier. I've only see that twite.
Really. Yeah, I was frothing
on it, Dude. I was like
watching all the time. Where I
was gonna the wow five. I'd like
to put my hood on and make
sure no legs on me and I can
just get me back in the back. Yeah, last night I took some
chick from Lakeside San Diego to the
movie last night. Yeah, what do
you think? She loved it.
Bet She loved it. Not to love,
you know. Yeah, she is
laughing and yeah, she loved doing.
We are jump roping with our penises
of freaking trigger Wanning Dick's jump roping
with our penises of freaking freaking stuck
together. I saw that in there.
I was sitting next to my my
two oldest kids, when the first time,
oh, we watch that the premiere. They're all all dad's Dick Hook
to the other Dude Dick. I
know did I was. I was hoping
they weren't gonna fucking show that,
and they did. I was like,
AH, that's not me, don't
look. I know it. I know
I did made it. I was
like, man, I was you and
it did. Yeah, fuck,
yeah, we made it. I know
it. Can't think about it.
There's no going back now. There's no
going back. I remember that day. I was the first, like first
as a second day of the test
shoot and I was like our last night.
And Yeah, I got pretty crazy
in that room. Yeah, it
was like that. It was just
dusk outside. It was like the end
of the day, end of a
crazy day. I was you know what
it was? It was right after
the musical chairs thing and we were all
got blown up. I'm yeah,
I got in the middle, so I
was like I had hurt my neck. I was all. I was like
els and you know, sandwiching our
dicks down. I know, I dude.
I was like the glass. I
was like what the Hell is going
on here? This is like the
real do and then, like I remember,
like they're like keep going, keep
going. I didn't know how Marley
to get and I they would just
get flatter and flowered it. I come
on, the might didn't hurt it
all. Did your hurt that really?
Mind hurt when it pulled out,
like well, well, yeah, yeah,
on the way out the different,
but was all was like hating it
down. It's just like you just
watch your Dick get bigger. Yeah,
I'm like tight and Titan tighten.
Yeah, didn't really feel like anything.
You just know it looks cool,
though you're watching your Dick get bigger and
it's incentive keep tightening it. Do
you know? Getting bigger, tighten it.
Did it? Yeah, yeah,
I got like that wide. It
was like three inches wide. You
like some Weird Salamanders? Yeah, it
reminds me like a dead Dick in
a jar or something. Yeah, yeah,
I did. Definitely had that.
No live and I go look,
yeah, it's definitely dead Dick.
Yeah, but yeah, I was pretty
confident it would. Let it would. Yeah, you know, and I
was like, oh the boater.
Yeah, there's no bones in the boner
unless it's unless it's a boner,
and then you got to like a blood
bone. Yeah, we're one of
the only adults without a bone in there.
I'm glad because mine would have broken
so many times and show yours would
have been fucking cap yours would have
been like casted up like fifty times.
For sure. They had to put
a plate in there. Oh my God,
what if you had a metal plate
in your Dick? That would be
freaking horrific. A compound fracture early
bring oh my God, yeah, you
could get Dick. What if all
the chicks like that one like yeah,
he's got a call down fracture,
like they're all psyched on it. Heel
a little bit ry. Okay,
Enough Dick Talk, but Um, no,
come on, I know, I
love it. I was actually I'm
going back to Dick time, but
Oh, come on, did you get
one of these? Oh, dude, I haven't got one yet. I
wonder if dude, I know you
what I was thinking. I thought that
was like a straight up dude.
The thing is so awesome. H Do
it? Do it? Yes,
is it does. It tastes like plastic.
Close. I was closet. I
was pawty as freaking trying to get
you. That's right, there he
did. He got, got me,
got me. That's my list.
Yeah, yeah, I think when in
minute? I know I got it. Order one. Yes, yeah,
I like my law. Keep it
right here. I wonder if like chicks
use it. I think everybody could
using it. Like how would you not
use this? Look at but look
at at you. Yeah, I know,
that's the first time. That's it's
weird. They put my weter in
the Bat. See, there's two
of them. There's like to tell is
like, Chris, this is me
a little point. Think that's like the
no one knows it, but that's
your Dick on the on the tail.
Yeah, we should put it on
that clamp, clip it down. See.
Oh my God, I would be
fucked. I should, I should
get play. Yeah, I like
a little a little blexy, guys.
It's ready for it, but you
should bring you do it. You should
do it and send it to the
group message. That would be classic.
Hey, guess what. What you're
not gonna believe this. Did you know
that the whole other movie that we
have in the can that's coming out at
one point? Yeah, four five, right foot five. I don't know.
WHAT ARE THEY gonna call? Are
gonna cut pollajack? That's forever five.
That's that's a mouthful. I think
it's just kind to be four point
five. It's on a movie,
though, just for I just saw you.
It's a jackets this week for point
five. You don't you know we're
talking about? Yeah, yeah,
no, they know. It's just all
the clips that didn't make it,
which I'm baffled on, like all your
so many good ones. I so, Dude. I think it's going to
be better than forever it. Maybe
that's the thing I did. I've never
felt this way about a point five
before. I know, Dude, I
haven't either, because there's so much
stuff up we didn't use and that's it's
like amazing, like amazing stuff.
I agree, but I can't wait for
everyone to see that. That's when
we I think that's when we shine on
that, on that one. Yeah, do you think August will get released?
Who knows? Do you control that, like you can pull stuff gets
police? Right, yeah, I
try. I have a little part of
it. Like Knoxville asked me,
you know, he tremaine asked me.
He goes, yeah, when you
poobies, when you want this release,
and I just let him know it
depends on the moon and the tides and
everything. So maybe I it's got
to be during a swell, when,
when there's swell, everyone's stoked,
everyone caught a bunch of waves and then
we release it after a big swell. She just wait for the swell and
then. So yeah, yeah,
after a good twelve from time to summer,
late summers. Yeah, like after
the best, well, the summer
and way area, everywhere, every
west coast of California. All right,
yeah, settled, so we can
score and then we can release the movie.
So, but back to that,
back to that stay and that room.
I remember your what room, the
one where we doing the penis freaking
Oh, yeah, what was you? How do you call it? Where
you have that tool and it goes? Smasher, like the SNSTERER. Yeah,
the Dick smasher. But I remember
it was like my last, last
thing of the day and I was
like I have to like getting early here,
and I remember like you're like,
I have to pee, and you
started peen and freaking. I went
down and I opened my mouth and I
was you're about to pee in my
mouth, but I knocks. will cut
it. You pulled out her there
was a long plushy guys think pitch shut
on my pea and then you like
try to some that receive the end of
it, and then your eyes looked
at her, my eyes, and I'm
like yeah, that was that was
our connection. that. Yeah, they're
dripping, dude. I was like
Ah, maybe I went too far,
maybe I went to far, far. I was sorry, I good,
better than go not far enough.
Yeah, for Real, real, I
mean, I had it. I
have a show hi that I'm like really
dedicated, you know. Yeah,
it did show that. Yeah, for
sure, but yeah, that was
classic. I was that's when we became
like brothers right there. That's when
became like the second day I knew you.
Yeah, for sure, by her
picks, Yep eyes and Dick's getting
locked. That eye, Dick,
the shit locked. That isn't like Diggs.
That's so true. That should be
the chapter for that one, as
you be the title. But yeah, that was freaking crazy. And then
I remember like that night we like
Kate, I came down from the hood.
That's when I went to my hotel
room. was like this is freaking
awesome and like I was tripping out
in my hotel room by myself and I
was like all right, I got
it, like get down there for dinner,
and I remember coming down there and
you're all sitting there and I was
like super like, I don't know. Wasn't like a shame, but I
was just like I felt weird,
like they all saw my Dick and like
it's all. You know what I
mean. But no, that's how I
felt. I was new to this, Dude. This is my first take
dinner. No, this was my
you guys were in the lobby before dinner
and we're all meeting up. We
were thinking about it. They're either no,
no, think about where we're going
to eat and what the day of
a lot. I know, I
know you guys now, I know the
thought process now, but yeah,
and then, and then you guys fucked
with me. I came up and
like, I went to shake your guys
his hand. You got and everyone
was like did you wash your hands?
And then I was like, but
joking. Yeah, I know, I
know. I was like well,
I was like, I you guys Yis
I'm not. I'm grind on the
hand. Yeah, I was awesome,
though. It was awesome. I
was like, Dude, you guys are
fucking classic, Dude. But yeah, I was funny. Shit, man,
the the fucking two days test shoot
was epic. Yeah, that was
December two thousand and nineteen. That
crazy, crazy, I thout twenty two.
That's Huh. fucking two years ago. I mean, we'll take please,
more, like you more years ago, more, yeah, not quite.
In December will be three years,
but yeah, more than two years
left, three years, two point
three years. Yeah, we just we
just let him, you know,
let him wait. I didn't want that
one to come out for two years. I didn't want that one to come
out. Yeah, held it,
we had it. Yeah, like just
just let her. Yeah, just
freaking live your lifestyle. And then what's
in your hand? I've puff bar
so, that one that was able pluck.
Yeahs the Bob Plug. It's a
vibrator to it's a vibrated out like
this. It really is, probably
for the chicks. Dude. That's crazy
looking. I know it's freaking horrible. It's addicting. So fuck. I
had some great abs, some great
news, but it it. I'm getting
a chill on discovery plus. Oh, yeah, hell, yeah, what's
it called? It's called what not
to do. What not to do?
Yeah, but not to do.
There's things about to do. They'll never
ride. No, it's gonna.
I know it's when you like a thousand
seasons, dude, I'm like eighty. Film and what not to do.
Yeah, but yeah, it's me
and the guy from mythbusters, Tory Marselli.
Oh yeah, so me and yeah, graduation. Thanks. Yeah,
tripp trip hooked it up. Trip
got it for to it your own jackets,
right. Yeah, trip trips to
meason. I'm on Jackass. He's
the man. Dude. Yeah,
Dude, trip choking. You have left
it right. Well, he's the
MA. He never helped. He ever.
Look at this thing. It's liquid
weed. No Way, wow,
liquid will lead. I wish I
could take a shot with you. I've
got it. Chairs, I got
a little joint. I gotta Joy.
Right, cheers to that. Chairs
of that chairs. Yeah, liquid,
we that things. I got good
to do. You got a lot there.
It's like, yeah, he's got
his old bottle of weed. He's
it's Curu sit in my garage for
this cold. Oh, did you take
a shot before you go surfy?
Oh, you got in the fridge too.
Huh, that is awesome, Dude. Yeah, I bump. I
can't. I'm not gonna be able
surf. You got the giant tent delivered,
like, Oh, I'm trying to
lift it like a dummy, and
I popped the fucking thing. You
popped a blood vessel. Are you like?
Open? You know the Trnia we
have. Fuck your stomach all open,
a little bit in your fucking guts. Are Like, Oh, yeah,
get out. Hurt. Did hurt? It feel like Weirds, like
some kicked in the nuts. I
hope you get better, Dude, because
we need a surfing skate. I
just got a new surfboard by haven't got
it. Yeah, I was gonna
pick it up soon down south. An
album, company album. Tell them
surf where there's from sank clemente. Oh,
sick album surf. I probably pace
upwards. I was all excited to
pick it up and then like,
I get kept her for a also,
if I can lag on that.
Well, you come pick it up and
there's waves and we'll go serf.
Well, yeah, we'll go straight to
lowers and just snake everyone. I
don't know what that would that trestles or
something. Yeah, no, chusels. Yeah, yeah, so many.
Nobody is well, it's all right, I'll freak him. I'll tell everyone
to get out of the way.
Eating by poles, eat by a shark.
I heard you really got this bit
by a seagull. Is that true?
And Yeah, sure, yeah,
I was a seagull. Yeah,
yeah, I knew it. Yeah, we try to. They'd all the
charts and that. Dude. Photo
shops. Photoshops everything. Man, photoshop
works really good. Oh, dude, I don't forgot my lighter. Damn,
I got one. Can Use it
working. Yeah, got it.
I like Mike Peter Love that.
They were starting like you might your computer
on virus like coming off. I
think is sick. Oh Dude, those
are freaking their paper stickers, I
think. Yeah, yeah, they're not.
Their greatest stickers. I don't know. I wish they made but I
wish they didn't make the paper ones, but they are good for everything.
I put them all over my town. Yeah, everywhere. I put them
everywhere. Let people know. Yeah, if they were woning, it's because
they're wondering if that gets forever.
With a heart for the beat. Yeah,
how's your Valentin's Day? Mellow,
the day before is my wife's birthday,
so we pretty much rage that day. Night will Sunday. While everyone
else's watching sports, we're we're getting
romantic. Wes Hell. Yeah, yeah,
I was coming back home from Vegas
on downtown's Day. All right,
good for you. Yeah, it
was fun. I had my Valentines Day
getting Hett. He's all the way
home from Vegas. Jesus fucking Christ,
poopies. All right, it's great
POOPI's all right. What might says day.
I look and the thing it's my
says, David, you're sad.
Straw hat. So that's my media
company. Reminds me of it when I
was a kid and here member county, the local pizza places were called Straw
happy. I don't know how bigger
chain it was. Could be other places.
They've ever heard it. Straw Hat
Pizza Anna today like the game.
So it's just a place called happy
and they had that was the first place
I ever stop. PAC man video
game shot. It came out with pack
man. They didn't have all dialed
in, so you could like you can
like unscrew the KNOB. Yes,
I have no know who we would unscrew
and then put it in the solid
bar. But that with the Cherry tomatoes,
it was God stuff fuck Cherry Tomato
in it and it's flamming onto the
video. Got The fuck are we
watch? All casuals are casual. Were
like twelve years. It's like it's
someone would come buy, put a quarter
in. Why are they just squeeze
the fucking Cherry Tomato there? I wasn't
only of my God stickering in the
corner. And then they took what is
genius. We see the person that
would go to the sal bar and they
go, I'Ma have this bill tomato
and they put them like a yeah,
he controlled aby their stuff. That
dude laugh too times. Even actually grab
it. But yeah, I'm rather
double frank. Ever, Oh my God,
that is genius. That is fuckings
dude. I'm drum HAP. People
I'll never forget it. Dude.
That's so fucking classic. Then, Dude,
how did you even think that one
that? Yeah, I just go
unscrew it. Look at it.
Well, look, it looks like yeah,
sure, tomatoes, sting, light
bulb, Youa Straw had. Media
is in no way associated with Straw
had pizza. But if they are listening
to this, we are always looking
for sponsorship opportunities. Yeah, did like
growing up as a surf crum.
We're definitely doing some fucked up shit to
all the tourists or the people,
that the adults, you know. Yeah,
but, yeah, we hated the
adults. We used to. We
go to either side of the road
when a car is come and then we
would both lean back to your one
some one side the road, one on
the other, and you'd lean back
like you have a rope that you're oh,
yeah, yeah, yeah, we
don't even have anything. Yeah,
I really if people slam their no
matter what anything I did, dude,
that's selling. That Issak. Do
you have you ever done the duct tape
on the road? Nobody do with
that. So you do a big you
do a strip of duct tape where
they're tired. Yeah, where their tire
goes on the road and then if
fucking sticks in their tire and then starts
flapping on their tire like it's a
flat tire. So they plug over and
they'd fucking duct tape all of them. Yeah, that was a good one.
We love doing that one, Dude. We love doing that. We
are at the beach all day,
right next to coast highway. That's all
we did all day. Yeah,
we had all kinds of shit, but
we were bad way throat. With
a bunch of Lemon Orchard nearby, we'd
always throw the lemons at their cars
and and hope they chase this to the
lemon tree. Yeah, a change, because we knew all the secret ways.
For sure. You like come a
get it, like hell, yeah,
howdy come M's so good. And
then behind neighborhoods do we had all
these things like called tar are the
other like jump over, you know.
So we would have a mean dog
in their backyard and but you know just
how to run for you and get
it and hope they person chase you and
maybe the dog getting them. And
okay, they're awesome. There's a lot
of different thing stuff. Fuck,
that's funny. Yeah, tear trails with
the tear trails of Kia tear shells, a Camario. Yeah, yeah,
founded by Larry Boord a lot Larry
bottle found. Yeah, as he wasn't
too stoked on you guys, was
he? No, no, Larry Bordelat
was with my friend who he was
the one always he created the tear till.
You like, here's the way we
go. No, no way.
Used it like the worst trailer.
You could take three people's cards, everything
to get chased by, you know, ads. You're being chased. You
lure some off the road to chase
you characters. And then there we got
cars. Weird. This is the
first thing we did week. Card we
see how many, how many front
longs, we could drive through her row
shot up. Yeah, like you
could get through alive. O Care about
the bushes and Shit? Yeah,
if do, you guys do? You
guys a horrible behavior, but us, I know, for some reason,
when we were like sixteen years old. Yeah, I mean got that there.
There's no security cameras or cell phone. No one had a out of
way to record anything. They're like
think a picture here that I'M gonna go
down to this phok man in a
week where I get my film back I'm
gonna find out. You know,
no one do. Yeah, yeah,
do. You can't use no way
of getting caught. Did I wish I
live back in that way. If
to get caught like you, not not
as easy today. It would be
like it would be like I owe.
Your son was at my freaking was
it? Saw Your son running through my
yard d our night on my ring. Yeah, you got your son was
making loud noise with all his friends
there, and I don't know what they're
doing, but they're over there taking
a shit in the freaking lawn. Did
I? Yeah, I've done the
the Shit Doggie door, the fucking fire
of the bag like bag. I
said if fine, roll it went horrible,
but all right, I did to
the wrong person, Bro I did
it to the wrong person. Who
would be the right person to do it
here? You know, an old
lady or an old man or like someone
that's doesn't have a gun, and
you rap further leg or something with the
lady flips and like the dives,
because she was like stopping on Shit with
flipp reach fire each it. Yeah, I don't know. I thought we
were like, Oh, no,
due. I thought I was like Billy
Madison, you know you are I
really wasn't. And then so we did
that and we're hiding in the bushes. We light the bag on fire,
we're lighting the bushes and then the
guy comes out and he like puts it
out with like water and they like
sweeps it off to his lawn. He's
gets a broom sweeps it out,
but I was running in my fucking shoes.
Fell off through the ice plant both
so he know just one. So
he sees the shoe and then he
sees he fucking hears us, because we
fucking can't stop laughing. So we're
fucking laughing our guts off and he hears
us and we're behind this dumpster on
the other side of the street at in
the apartment complex dumpster, like hiding
behind the wall, and he fucking sees
us and he fucking we tried running
and he fucking got us and he got
me. He fucking got me because
I was like trying to grab my shoe
from him too. So I wanted
my shoe back. So I was like
trying to grab my shoe and give
this show up. Man, Bro I
couldn't. Dude, I only had
one pair of shoes. I'm not we
had to go hang out with chicks
that night. It was like the Surf
Shop Party or some Shit. And
build the tails. You're a man.
My off, my shoe is some
crazy by. So he yeah, but
fucking he got me, Dude.
He grabbed me by the bat. Who
Pulls me back? And then he
takes me hostage. He takes me hostage
into his, his apartment, and
then wait, but you inflate. Yeah,
but before he took me hostage,
he put me in his car.
So he grabbed me, put me
in his car and then, yeah,
so, sorry, I'm getting ahead
of myself. I'm getting to hell of
myself. So this guy puts me
on sh you kind of cool for a
second there. Know, it turns
out. Turns out. Yeah, he
was gnarly dude. So he puts
me in the car, but he told
my friends. He goes. If
you guys don't come over here right now,
I'm going to take your friend of
the desert and kill him. So,
Dude, I'm tripping on my guys. Hell, where did it?
Where'd he's saying that to them from? where? Like they're they ran away.
They're like for twenty yards away,
like thirty yards away, yelling that
out. Yeah, other people here. It's yeah, he don't give a
fuck. Wow, he was pissed. He was pissed because the grams got
them, the fucking groums. He
knows about the rats. He knows about
us, calls bad rats. So
like he freaking grab me. Of course
I'm the one who gets caught.
I'm always the one who gets caught.
and He puts me in the trunk
and he shuts the trunk and then he
goes around the block like a bunch
of times and he fucking comes back and
fucking because actually before he put me
in the shrunky goes, you guys better
come over here all summer, you
know, take him to the desert,
kill him. So my boys runt
to the surf shop and tell the older
guys at the surf shop you're the
desert and kill himself. Yeah, yeah,
so the buzz go to the serf
shop. My boys go to the
surf shop and fucking tell the older, older guys what happened. They got
poopies. freaking this guy's got poopies. So that the guy drives me back
to his house, because we're like
probably like three blocks from the surf shop
to blocks, super close. So
the guy drives him back to his house,
puts me in the house and he's
got a fake gun, but the
time I thought it was a real
gun. Who is this guy's the latest
choices to deal with this? He's
like, I'll just stop, put it
on my crunkle private POW. Like
yeah, he was, like he was.
He was just got my good get
my old fake gun out. Yeah,
he was, good, do we're
we're tripping, dude. I was
tripping. I was like you're fucking
crazy, dude. And then he held
me hostage in his house and then
the boys showed up knocking on the door
with baseball bats, and then so
and then I'm like, dude, he's
like, you're really further and then
he goes no, he goes, tell
your boys the back off. Tell
your boys the back off right now.
So I go, okay, boys, back off, back off, like
he's gonna let me out. And
fucking Dude, the he's opens the door
and the older guys go Zach,
and they fucking knew the guy and they
go what's up? Oh, you
fucking with poopies? YEA, and the
guy goes yeah, I'm just fucking
with poopies. He didn't know my name
was poopies, but he's like yeah, I'm just fucking with them and the
and everyone's like Oh, all happy. I don't think so, but you
knew someone. Sorry too, because
when got around his broth yet a kind
of more normal. Yeah, yeah, because the boys shot like older dudes,
like they're like thirty five, maybe
like thirty, and I was only
like fucking maybe like one, nineteen, two thousand and twenty one. But
you're that's what age the story was
from. Yeah, I think so,
maybe eighteen. I got damn it, I thought you're thirteen at most.
Maybe it was. No, I'm
I'm pretty surely sorry. I'm pretty sure
you're like eight or nineteen. Laden
Shit, I'm fire people's doorge steps ages
just a number. Great. How
old were you we we started deck ass
forever? I was like thirteen going
into fourteen. How old are you when
we started filming the movie Deck Ass
Forever? Oh, I was thirty three.
Thirty three, I was the best
young first started Jack as I was
thirty. That weird. The weird
thing time of starts of the are pretty
but I know right. I think
it's just super stupid, extra stupid.
Yeah, it's pretty trippy, though, yeah, it's pretty weird. It's
weird. I love doing it though, but yeah, that was this shit
bag story. And then so that
was at the sear shot. We have
so many good times at the surf
shop. Yeah, I said, hang
out like a surface skate shop,
our DUB SERF shower. And then,
yeah, all the skate shots.
So Fun to just when your kids just
to skate and then just with too
hot outside of ever, just taking this
in the shop there on video.
Yeah, originally you're from Missouri. Oh,
Missouri. Yeah, but before Missouri
I was a I was a Riverside
Valley Drum. Oh Really? Yeah, I didn't really know what I wanted
to do. Like, it was
kind of weird. I don't know.
I was a djedd out. Like
my parents were like trying to figure out
what was wrong with me and like
I was like jumping from desk to desk,
like just beating mayhem. Dude,
I was freaking mayhem. I used
to have a leash and shit,
dude, a Rainbow Leash, I remember,
and fucking our able one, most
craziest kid. Yeah, rainbow one
it was. It was pretty freaking
sick. We realize this is the third
time in three episodes that poopies has
brought up the Rainbow Leash. Get used
to it, because this story will
most likely be repeated a lot. But
yeah, so redlands and then my
mom split up and remarried to my step
dad, Scott, which is he's
I'm so grateful for him because he takes
care of my mom and and she, yeah, she has a lot of
like health problems and stuff. So
he's there to take care of her.
So that's a like because if he
wasn't there, I would have to be
there and then I wouldn't be here. You know, family first, but
so very grateful for him. But
Missouri for from third grade to eighth grade,
because I moved to Missouri and I
was in fourth grade. But the
age different. There's differ the age
school, the school age difference there.
All you know how to fucking I
start talking about school, I started fucking
having flashbacks vision date, the great
great yeah, the great system was it
wasn't like California was. So I
showed up and I'll showed up there and
I was in fourth grade. Then
they put me back the third grade.
Yeah, so I was like no
way. So now I'm a third grader
and now, like my reputations,
just like blowing the water, because they're
like why did you go back to
third grade? I was like, I
don't know, like the age school
difference, right, yeah, no way,
you're just stupid or some ship.
But you the whole different crowd of
people, right, the whole different
yeah, shall us. So I moved
to Missouri and I made all these
friends in fourth grade and they loved me
and I was sick. A school
came and then no. And when I
went to fourth grade in Missouri,
was sick. I was killing it.
I fucking had friends, and then
they go, Oh, you need to
go back to third grade and I
was like what? So I go back
to the wait late. You'd already
been in for yeah, I was already
been in fourth grade and they like, Oh, no, you needs to
go back, and I was like
no way, Dude. So now I
went back to third grade. Third
Grade socked, fucking suck. The third
grade is sucked, and I'd see
all my fourth grade friends like I wish
I was in fourth grade. So
from right then I like hateed school.
I was like fuck school, Dude, like they just put me back a
very for you. What your kid
like? That devastate you for real,
dude, not have to make new
friends. And now I'm in third grade
and next thing you know, I'm
getting swung by my hair and my feet
and they're swinging me and my brother
comes out. My brother was in sixth
grade. My brother comes out.
It was at recess and he comes out
for recess, sees this and beats
the shit out of these kids. These
differnt yeah, anybody. Yeah,
a bigger guy, you're older and you
go to the younger pass and they're
pulling. I was the same size because
I was little. So, yeah, now I got the third graders.
Is punk in my ass. So, yeah, school. I hated fucking
school, Dude. But yeah,
but you gotta do you gotta do it.
You got to go to school and
get you gotta go to school.
You gotta do it. Something you
gotta do. It made me stronger as
a human though, you know,
like going through all that, you know,
because now I love part of a
lot of it's just get the social
interaction at school, you know.
Yeah, it was weird lot of people
on mine. Now, I don't
know. I don't know. I was
I was just like I're for to
be there to deal with the show.
You how life really is. Yeah, maybe I was like to to like,
I don't know, interactive or something. I don't know. Maybe I
was too too socials, you know, because I was just like, Oh,
you know, fuck, you want
to play. You want to play.
I just wanted to play. You
know what I mean? And I
people, think people, the kids, probably seen that like Oh, this
kids fucking just wants to play all
day. Let's fuck with him, you
know, or some shit. I
don't know. Quite different. Kids are
happy for some school work. I
don't want to play, Dude. Kids
are not any bother. Listen,
they listen to their teacher. He didn't
your the fourth grade teachers. Just
get this kid out of my class.
Ha Ha, for right. Yeah, we're back in third grade. Yeah,
like, look here, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm free to the teachers. Like
teachers, like Hey, kids grabbing
by the hair and sweet around,
sick of him. Yeah, fired,
if I do it, you do
it real, for real. I'll give
you all, as if by the
hair, every reason. Ha Ha,
ha, ha ha ha, dude, for Real, did it was fucking
classic. But that was the that
was actually the school that Preston went to,
and Missouri not. That's I it's
just all. I tell that story
all the time. I'm like true
to people on Jackasser from the exact same
place and you'll never get to it. It's few and Preston, and didn't
both your dad's work in the same
dynamite factory something? Yeah, the same
dynamite factory. Yeah, my step
dad still works, though. Both our
dads worked the same dynamite weird.
Did Dynamite factory? Like? Yeah,
I mean Preston Dad, their big
service the tide of my heat every day.
Yeah, sorry, he's been doing
it for like twenty years. Dude.
It's not on the same shit every
day. Imagine that. You know,
Dude, I like, I like
put the Gunpotrid, the big red
thing of it down, put the
fuse in, put the cap on neck.
No, I don't think it's like
that bird couble. Here he like
a couple of them are blowing up. Of that cartoon blown up. Look,
it's like a right ha ha ha. No, I don't think it's
like that. I think it's more
of just like fucks. I think it's
more of him like driving a golf
car around. It's all underground. But
yeah, yeah, yeah, explosions
going off behind him and shit. Yeah,
I know, but yeah, it's
crazy. The dino factories actually all
underground. It's all like, dude, it's all a granite or limestone.
It's all limestone. So they used
a limestone to make that dynamite. It's
a huge it's a huge underground fucking
facility. Dude, you would trip.
I've been down there. It's fucking
crazy. Antally, when people have a
strong firecracker they're always like that cordite
ward always says that, you know,
like really big firecracker. It's a
quarters dynamite. Like what the fuck is
that? White right coming out a
quarter stick, a diners take of dynamite
will fucking blow up the mountain.
Yeah, that Shit's fucking early. We
should test. We should find out. hunding. Yeah, so it's a
big thing on the Internet about these
this whale that had been beached and was
like thinking of the feat organs.
So they're like they followed dynamite under it
to blow it up. That was
a pollution due how like, yeah,
so there you see that video.
It's the best to because, yeah,
well, it's just getting crushes to
make have it was just so good.
Oh, dude, there's like there's
people trying to like take pictures of it
and shit tune their way. They're
like way too close. It all goes
to yeah, just just so much
dynamite. They blew the fuck out of
that fucking whale everywhere. Just ruined
everything for everybody. That's fucked up.
They should like at least they should
at least. I take like go bury
it somewhere dad or something. That's
not a proper burial. For a while.
Brook it up. Guys like you. We've tried this, we tried
that, and that's blow it up. I'm all about proper burials. That's
not a proper burial. It was
stinking up the whole community. That's what
they're trying to get rid of.
The smell of it. That was the
problem. There were just having fun, like Hey, let's blowing us.
They're like just trying to get rid
of it. Okay, yeah, fuck,
that's I just. I will,
I will, I just. I
hate seeing wells get blown up.
Dude, I don't like either. Maby
was dead and the joke was on
the people. Really could I? Oh,
yeah, how do you know who
am? I died, I don't
know. And then and then it's
and then it's then lays, then it
just sits there and just rots and
stinks the whole community out. Yeah,
it was still just everywhere. Ye, your kids are just eating. Well,
fucking Carki is from the fucking sand. I was at the beach with
my friend a few years ago and
his dog the big whip carcuts, and
his dog ran and started like drolling
around in middle of it like it inside
the whale, just like you know, like a dog will rubbittire on the
grass and stuff. was doing that
inside the whale and then at friends like
yeah, there, get how there, you got it out and we had
to get put the tuget car with
us. Yeah, didn't want to go
then and just wanted to go so
like we couldn't get it to like print
sauce. It's just this just covered
in rotten whales. He you think,
worst thing I ever smelled, except
one time I boiled up Helpkin's head.
That's dunk really bad. What the
Fuck I was? I just wanted to
hold I thought maybe if my boil
as this outdoor boiler thing. Yeah,
but it has. It was so
staky there till I turn it off.
was just vombiting as C are you
gonna eat it where you gonna eat it
or I kept it for a couple
years, but finally a dog came over
in and grabbed it. No Way, cheat it all up, but I
had do. That dog was probably
so stoked. Yeah, yeah, he
was stucks. I was super bumped
box, I bet. Dude, that's
fucked. Do you have it for
the years? There's that smell. was
because it was already a rotten skull. You know, Dude, what already
nasty, like zombied legend in you're
such a legend and I wish we can
talk about more. We get talked
for freaking out, wars and hours.
I'll come back on next time.
Yeah, you are legend. Thank you
so much for doing a legend.
I want to. I want to come
sirve with you when you're when you're
growing. Let me growing. I gotta
got a little fuck growing. If
Youre right now, will stop jacking off
and freaking heal that thing. Okay, now, just do that. I'm
up. You're right on that.
All right, for later, Bro Thank
you for joining us for another doozy
of an episode of the Shiniest podcast with
poopies. Will see you back here
next week and until then, stay short,
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