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A dead man walks into a bar to tell his old friend it should have been him who died.
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In this episode
- How a wartime mix-up in fate sets the whole story in motion
- What the Divine Plan demands of a man who was never meant to survive
- The tension between cosmic order and one ordinary person's will to live
- A complete old-school radio mystery told in a single sitting
About this episode
In an ordinary American city, salesman Jerry Price is stunned when his old Army buddy, Paul Gardner, walks into Paddy Noonan’s bar — especially since Paul died nine years ago in Vietnam. Worse, he brings unsettling news: According to the Divine Plan, Jerry was meant to perish that day, while Paul was destined to survive, marry Jerry’s wife, Marge, and father a world-changing child. But cosmic balance must be restored, and time is running out for Jerry to meet the fate he narrowly escaped.
About If You Please, Himan Brown’s Radio Mystery Theater
Radio producer Himan Brown created over 10,000 programs in his lifetime, with a vigor and intensity that kept him going for a century. His life and prodigious output are celebrated in the podcast series Audio Maverick.
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